Team Mountain Fuck

Last Monday was absolutely gorgeous so Josh and I decided to go hiking. We were on our way to Garden of the Gods but ended up stopping at Pulpit Rock Park. Pulpit Rock is a strange island of rock in the middle of town. It's surrounded by open space, some paths and is good for wandering and probably smoking weed. In fact, the whole area seems ideal for taking psychotropic drugs, worshiping Satan, human sacrifice and general teenage mischief. Also, a really tops place to commit suicide.


First we found a tube and decided it would be a good idea to go inside.




It was very cold inside the tube, despite the fact that it was 75 degrees outside.


I was made for the jungle.


Josh smells what the rock is cooking.


Why am I the dumpiest, most gnarly girl in the world? You can just hear the cartoon "walking" music in the background...doonk-a-doonk-a-doonk-a-doonk...


After 45 minutes of screwing around we got to the top. There were some teenagers who looked like they had just gotten out of school and some girls reading books (probably Twilight) up there. It was sort of weird.


Josh performed some antics.


And stood on the edge. This made everyone nervous.






The only injury sustained.